ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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surprisebitch:

"would you like a glass of champagne?"

me:

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(Source: surprisebitch)




(Source: dirtyhippieproductions)




pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj)




loathedreality:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I love you




im-a-m0therfucking-monster:

uvzq:

yehurmyhooker:

Any last words?

oh my fucking god 

i hate this website so much omg